Starting today at 10am PST, the fine folks at Apple will finally be telling us why we’ll be waiting in line for 11 hours on October 14. Yes – the new iPhones are coming.
We’ll be watching the liveblog over at ars technica but, in all honesty, we are NOT among those deeply nerdy and sheeplike consumer drones who will gladly sacrifice their precious time simply to count themselves among the first people to lay their hands on the newest, shiniest toy on the market.
Nope. Those people are dumb. Lining up to buy something… pssshhhhh. That’s just lame. Only a lame-o would do that. So lame.
… lining up is lame. Like, sooo lame.
… please don’t get in line in front of us.






Ever since Mark “The Zuckenheimer” Zuckerberg announced that there would be an “awesome” announcement today, the web has been flooded with speculation about what it would be.










