So, apparently, a mountain in Norway started emitting a blue, spiral-y light, which then created a whitish-green-y spiral-y cloud thing. Now we’re not science doctors or anything, but we strongly recommend panicking and stockpiling food.
… also, we should probably just start shooting any laser weapons we may have, randomly, into the sky, in the hope of hitting the space aliens that are clearly in the last stages of their pre-invasion plot.
